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How To Date An Anime Girl

by The Oi!takus

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1.
Shackled to the earth Life here has no worth Your anger brews beneath Lets see you grit those teeth! Do the impossible Drink the undrinkable Oi! Oi! Fight the powah Kill the constable Because we are unstoppable Oi! Oi! Fight the powah Forget the system Just shoot your shot Oi Oi! Thats the truth Not to be forgot No more pain and strife Time to fight for your life Oi! Oi! Fight the powah You best believe it Only you can seize it Fight the powah Just who the hell do you think I am? Oi! Oi!
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This one's for Steve! Oi! Oi! Oi oi oy vey! Oi! Oi! I know a fella named Skinhead Steve And he is so fucking sweet (Oi!) But he'll never shy away If there is an ass to beat (Oi!) Supports the scene Keeps it clean ‘Bout the raddest dude I’ve ever seen (Oi!) Fed me beer And took away my fear To keep on fucking going insane! (Oi!) Oi! Oi! Oi oi oy vey! He’s a fucking nerdy boy (Oi!) He’s a fucking trekkie boy (Oi!) He speaks like ten fucking languages (Oi!) And he takes away all my anguishes (Oi!) “Yo, have you talked to Steve lately?” “You mean Skinhead Steve?” “Who the hell else?” Oi! Oi! Please meet my friend Skinhead Steve He's the sweetest dude I know (Oi!) Come meet my boy Skinhead Steve He's not doing it for show (Oi!) I love my buddy Skinhead Steve And I know he loves me too (Oi!) If you don't like Skinhead Steve Alls I gotta say is fuck you!
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I shouldn't even have to fucking say this but here goes, I guess Are you insane? Fucked in the brain? Your face is a stain Your voice is a drain You try to explain You couldnt refrain Now don't you complain Its time to be slain Hahahaha! Wrong domain! Your type we just wont entertain! Keep your hands to your fucking self! Oi! Keep your hands to your fucking self! Oi! Keep your hands to your fucking self! Oi! Or they'll be another trophy on my shelf! Are you insane? Fucked in the brain? Your face is a stain Your voice is a drain You try to explain You couldnt refrain Now you don’t complain Its time to be slain No touchy touchy, I’ll say it again No touchy touchy or you'll meet your end Did the doctors swap your brain for a brick? How could anyone want your worthless prick?! Now you're in pain The lesson is plain Hands to yourself If you wish to sustain Slip up again We'll be less humane Learn to abstain Till consent you obtain The lesson is plain The lesson is plain The lesson is plain The lesson is plain
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Cosplay Girl 02:50
One fucking day I took a trip out to MTAC I met a girl there, said your cosplay looks on track (Cosplay girl) Please look at me (Cosplay girl) What do you see A spikey studded punk Just you and me cosplay girl We're drinkin' in the room, we're ready, and we're all dressed up A Zero Two cosplay and a mecha fucking punk (Cosplay girl) Pass me my beer (Cosplay girl) Let's get up out of here We'll two-step on the world Just you and me cosplay girl Were going out for ramen And we ordered boba tea The waitress said well no we're completely fucking out So we jumped up on the table and we shouted boba tea Then someone played a Tank Rats song on the jukebox It was Circle Pit on repeat So we started screaming In a fucking fit of rage! She took me to a panel on a Friday night The people saw me, said your hair is looking tight (Cosplay girl) This makes no sense (Cosplay girl) Where's those cigarettes? We're going out for smokes Just you and me cosplay girl We walked around the corner And we lit up a spare joint The security guards saw us Said we had to stop We took another hit and Then we yelled, yo fuck you! We found a dope itasha And we started rollin' I said how much was this? You said, "Nothin' man, it's stolen!" (Cosplay girl) You are so wild (Cosplay girl) We still have a while Before the cosplay contest Just you and me Eating pocky with some boba Just you and me Let's two-step on the world Just you And me Cosplay girl! "Wait, wait, wait wait wait wait. I have a girlfriend." "This is fucking awkward."

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released October 31, 2022

Spike Slyme - vocals
Hunter "Master" Bates - vocals (song 5)
Deezy Powers - vocals (song 1)
Jake Kroll - vocals (song 3)
Joseph Glisson - vocals (song 3)
Colin George - drums
Keenan Coyotee - bass
Az Stimac - guitar, vocals (song 6)
Hayden Gist - guitar
Parker Lampley - anime girl voice

Produced and mixed by Hayden Gist - Hayden Gist Music
Mastered by Chase McCutcheon - Chaser Audio
Album artwork by Colin George

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Spikey studded robo-bastard anime-themed street punk from Tennessee. Oi!

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