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The Oi​!​takus EP

by The Oi!takus

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1.
M.C.F.G. 01:13
“Hi! Do you like punk? Do you like anime? Then you’re going to fucking hate this!” Grab your badge and wait in line Geeks and weebs all killing time Family staying overnight All the freaks, what a sight Music city’s doing fine Music City Freaks Music City Geeks We’re not here to make you run We’re just here to have some fun Dressing up, geeking out Party ‘til we’re passing out Just celebrating what we love Music City Freaks Music City Fucking geeks! We don’t say R-A-V-E anymore From now on it shall be known as a “dAnCe PaRtY” Music City Freaks Music City Geeks!
2.
Shower Chan 01:02
Stinky weebs, smelly dweeps Ain't you ever heard of soap? Shitty ass, awful gas Can't see how you fucking cope! Gum is like a dollar fifty Soap is like a buck Are you that oblivious Or just don't give a fuck? Oi! Oi! Shower chan! O shiri o arau! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Take a bath before you go! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Omae wa mo shinderu! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! PEE FUCKING YEW!!! Nerdy horrors, tipped fedoras Sweaty dripping bearded necks Cargo pants and weird advances Those poors girls don't want your sex Wheres your self awareness And your sense of empathy Creepy sack of shit so careless Plus you smell like pee Oi! Oi! Shower chan! O shiri o arau! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Take a bath before you go! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Omae wa mo shinderu! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! PEE FUCKING YEW!!! Look - if you can afford to attend a convention, you can afford deodorant! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! O shiri o arau! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Take a bath before you go! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Omae wa mo shinderu! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! PEE FUCKING YEW!!! “Showers are sexy! Take one today!”
3.
Manga Man 01:48
Flipping through the pages Of a backwards printed book (Oi!) Reading through some panels With some art thats got the looks (Oi!) Anime is overrated Mangas where its at (Oi!) Shitty 3D animation Looks so fucking wack (Oi!) Mango boys! (Oi! Oi!) Wait thats not the way you say it Manga boys! (Oi!) Modern anime can suck my dick Mango boys! (Oi!) Shit I goddamn messed it up again But I don’t care ‘cause I got a big tiddy manga girlfriend! Filler filler, lots of filler Will this arc never end? Filler filler, so much filler. Still manga I will defend Lock my ass inside the boat For five more fucking years I can take one more hiatus I swear these aren’t tears. Mango boys! (Oi! Oi!) Wait thats not the way you say it Manga boys! (Oi!) Modern anime can suck my dick Mango boys! (Oi!) Shit I goddamn messed it up again But I don’t care ‘cause I got a big tiddy manga girlfriend! Mango boys! (Oi! Oi!) Wait thats not the way you say it Manga boys! (Oi!) Modern anime can suck my dick Mango boys! (Oi!) Shit I goddamn messed it up again But I don’t care ‘cause I got a big tiddy manga girlfriend! Mango boys! (Oi! Oi!) Wait thats not the way you say it Manga boys! (Oi!) Modern anime can suck my dick Mango boys! (Oi!) Shit I goddamn messed it up again But I don’t care ‘cause I got a big tiddy manga girlfriend! Mango boys! (Oi! Oi!) Wait thats not the way you say it Manga boys! (Oi!) Modern anime can suck my dick Mango boys! (Oi!) Shit I goddamn messed it up again But I don’t care ‘cause I got a Big tiddy manga girlfriend!

“Calm down son, it’s just a drawing!”
4.
Nerd Rage 01:32
Yipee-Oi!, I got nothin’ but Nerd Rage my boi! I got rage that's deep inside my brain (Fucking rage! Oi!) Been abused ‘cause I won't fucking change (Fucking rage! Oi!) Smartass pogo punx? Thats just insane! (Fucking rage! Oi!) Can't turn off all these thoughts in my brain (Fucking rage! Oi!) I got nerd rage (Oi! Oi!) It can't be caged (Oi! Oi!) But don't you fucking doubt me lest you like some broken legs I got nerd rage (Oi! Oi!) It can't be caged (Oi! Oi!) But don't you fucking doubt me lest you like some broken legs I got rage for those who keep the gates (Fucking rage! Oi!) Can't you see that you're just second rate? (Fucking rage! Oi!) Your notion of nonconformity (Fucking rage! Oi!) Is a fake, pathetic monstrosity! I got nerd rage (Oi! Oi!) It can't be caged (Oi! Oi!) Lousy fucking gatekeepers, you're all the stupid same I got nerd rage (Oi! Oi!) It can't be caged (Oi! Oi!) Lousy fucking gatekeepers, you're all the stupid same One! Two! Fuck you! I got nerd rage (Oi! Oi!) It can't be caged (Oi! Oi!) But don't you fucking doubt me lest you like some broken legs I got nerd rage (Oi! Oi!) It can't be caged (Oi! Oi!) Lousy fucking gatekeepers, I swear you're all the same I got nerd rage (Oi! Oi!) It can't be caged (Oi! Oi!) Can't turn off all these thoughts in my brain I got rage thats deep inside head (Fucking rage! Oi!) But watch your tongue or you'll be fucking DEAD! “I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! And this gun I found!”
5.
Die! Die! Die! Die you fucking bastard! Die! Say no to Boku no Pico Fuck all you anime pedos Creepy worthless sack of shit lolis You've got me so pissed off like Broly Worthless piece of shit! Say no to lolicon hentai You all might as well just die Dont wanna hear your excuses Im just here to give you some bruises Oi! Say no to Boku No Pico! Fuck all you anime pedos! Say no to lolicon hentai! You all might well just die! “Well actually my waifs is 2000 years old.” “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
6.
Oi! Boot up! Gear up! Take to the skies Mecha mecha mecha funkin’ pogo punx Shaking the earth with thick metal thighs Gonna fight God while completely fucking drunk Machine and body man fights God, nothing left to say Spikey studded robo-bastards gonna make ya pay Giant glasses, big ol’ asses, fanservice for days Suit up gear up mecha pogo every fucking day This drill is the drill that will pierce the ungodly turtle ass of Mitch McConnell One! Two! One, two, fuck you! Suit up gear up mecha fuckin’ pogo punx Suit up gear up and go watch some anime Suit up gear up mecha fuckin pogo punx Suit up! Gear up! Every single day! Suit up gear up mecha fuckin’ pogo punx Suit up gear up and go watch some anime Suit up gear up mecha fuckin pogo punx Suit up! Gear up! Every single day! Suit up! Gear up! Take to the skies Mecha mecha mecha funkin’ pogo punx Shaking the earth with thick metal thighs Gonna fight God while completely fucking drunk Machine and body man fights God, nothing left to say Spikey studded robo-bastards gonna make ya pay Giant glasses, big ol’ asses, fanservice for days Suit up gear up mecha pogo every fucking day Suit up gear up mecha fuckin’ pogo punx Suit up gear up and go watch some anime Suit up gear up mecha fuckin pogo punx Suit up! Gear up! Every single day! Suit up gear up mecha fuckin’ pogo punx Suit up gear up and go watch some anime Suit up gear up mecha fuckin pogo punx Suit up! Gear up! Every single day! Suit up gear up mecha fuckin’ pogo punx Suit up gear up and go watch some anime Suit up gear up mecha fuckin pogo punx Suit up! Gear up! Every single day! Suit up gear up mecha fuckin’ pogo punx Suit up gear up and go watch some anime Suit up gear up mecha fuckin pogo punx Suit up every single day! “Our job here is done!” “But you didn’t do anything.”

credits

released July 9, 2021

Spike Slyme - vocals
Hunter "Master" Bates - vocals, drums (songs 1-5)
Colt Duncan - drums (song 6)
Keenan Coyotee - bass
Az Stimac - guitar
Hayden Gist - guitar
Parker Lampley - anime girl voice

Produced and mixed by Hayden Gist
Mastered by Chase McCutcheon - Chaser Audio

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Spikey studded robo-bastard anime-themed street punk from Tennessee. Oi!

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